Give me ENERGY!

Running out of excuses to avoid getting a little more active? Here are a few more to keep you going:

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.

2. [Edited out] - I just realized it was a rude joke. Sorry!

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

5. I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10. I don’t jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

I can’t remember where I saw this first, so to all the bloggers out there, sorry I didn’t credit it to you!

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